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Music can make us laugh or cry. Join us on myspace to learn more about the mysterious band "Galaxy Blast Off" that provides music for the hit television show.
After 9-11, Galaxy Blast Off was unsure where to turn there unfocused racism. After reading a faulty intelligence report, the band decided that the America's biggest threat was the nation of Iran. This song was a call to arms and a hope to retain our freedom in dire times.Click here to watch the music video!
Download mp3: right-click this link>> Islam
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This song was extremely unpopular. It is a deep reflection on childhood alienatio and how differences among us can build walls of hatred towards those setting the bricks for the walls that divide us. Esentially divided, one cannot stand against one's own self. Basically there's triple the depth of a normal song here. Listen for it.
Download mp3: right-click this link>> Small Bus
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This song came later in their career when they had some problems Tom's mentally ill rascal of a brother Steve was itching to jump in on the success that the band was having. Steve decided to give him a shot at singing over one of the tracks. The beat was hot, but Steve massacred the vocal part. Lets just say that this mistake signaled the beginning of the end for the band.
Download mp3: right-click this link>> He Really Loves the Hands
After trying to save face after losing the 1993 Grammy for "Best New Artist" to Candlebox, the band quickly lost faith in themselves. They employed the expertise of producer Jonathan "Slam" Thompson to squeeze a new hit from the dejected Blast Off boys. His efforts, however, were in vain, as they produced this song which was dubbed by Rolling Stone as "a sonic fiasco which is sure to send this group of losers into the annals of musical obscurity."
Download mp3: right-click this link>> 3 Cheers for the Krum
After some soul-searching, Tom came to the inspiring conclusion that music flows from the nexus of the universe which he dubbed Selenium 3. His theory was later disproven on every level by intelligent people (scientists and such) around the world. Wether this song sprung from Selenium 3 or not is inconsequential given that it was totally unpopular and considered by many to be their greatest musical mistake.
Download mp3: right-click this link>> The Feast of Life
Based on George Lucas's synopses for the first five star wars episodes, this hit song is not featured here in its entirety. It actually only includes parts three through five, as it was shortened in 1995 to make it more radio friendly. That they nevertheless kept parts one and two in the title was a controversial decision, because anybody familiar with the storyline will notice that the ambience at the beginning is more reminiscient of Revenge of the Sith than The Phantom Menace. A local performance theater briefly attempted to turn this song into a stage production but was discouraged when the band insisted that they cast Billy Dee Williams as Lando. Lets just say they never tried that again.
Download mp3: right-click this link>> Starwars Episodes I-V
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This totally unpopular song was inspired by the music of Mega Man 2 which brought a revolutionary level of sophistication to the world of 8-bit nintendo game music. Gone were the days of classics such as the themes from Robowarrior and Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf. A new era of music had begun and Galaxy Blastoff wanted to cash in. The release of Mega Man 2 coincided with that of two other popular games, Contra and Life Force, both of which employed the popular cheat code that Galaxy Blastoff would immortalize in this song. They were determined to capture the essence of the Mega Man music (particularly that of the "Flashman" and "Crashman" stages). But unfortunately it took six years to create a sound that would mimic the exact timbre of the Mega Man tones, so the song didn't come out until well after the musical revolution. Lets just say they never tried that again. Click here to watch the music video!
Download mp3: right-click this link>> The Konami Code
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This song wasn't very popular. Recorded as a valentine for Tom's wife in 1993, this song asks the infamous question: Who is Aaron Wilson? Tom's wife hanged herself a month later. Let's just say he never did that again.
Download mp3: right-click this link>> Aaron Wilson
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This unpopular song was inspired by two equally powerful and contemporarily relevant texts: The book of Genesis and the Return of the King. It is a song of pride reminding us what it is to be American. The Christian white man has long been in need of an anthem to unite his brothers against the oppression and discrimination of today's left-wing world. Never has a group been so marginalized in our great nation. Originally recorded in 1996, this song was later performed by the band Spirit of the West for a spot on the Billionaires Club. Let's just say they never did that again. Click here to watch the music video!
Download mp3: right-click this link>> White Man in America
Smoking crack can make life tough. This song gets to the essence of how badly it can destroy your life, and the lives of people around you.
Download mp3: right-click this link>> Crack Train
Grab your girl and take her out on the dance floor. It's Prom Night! Click here to watch the music video!
Download mp3: right-click this link>> Prom Night