Tim James


-39
-Inherited world famous restaurant subs and stuff from his father James James.
-hates his most popular sub the 'Wooly Mammoth'.
"It has too much mustard on it."
-Tim James
"Big Time" Bill


-72
-Discovered trade route from Prussia to China that was perfect for the spice trade.
-Has a deep fascination with cats, and has collected every type of species, with exception of the Calico. He keeps these in his cat museum which he has dubbed "dexterity".
Alan Treebranch (The Leader)


-30
-Borrowed two billion from German national bank and never paid them back
-Has the world's largest swing set at his summer home in the Hamptons.
Chris Nestels


-85
-Only living person who has never officially bought anything
-His father was a bread-maker and his mother worked at the local well.
Dr. Ferdinand Straddler


-Believed to be deceased
-Made billions on the Support the Troops Ribbon.
-Was the one time supposed owner of the Golden Pony of Kubla Khan.
Lance Schaffer III


-45
-Inherited from so-called "old" money.
-Thinks he will live forever, and has yet to decree a will.
Dave Beresford
-loves to make a buck

Will Jempers


-73
-Profited from blind greed in the oil trade.
-Has never been on an airplane.

Miss Cornelia Pompadoras


-57
-A power-hungry starlet who has slept her way to fortune.
-Said to be romantically linked to television and film star Reginald VelJohnson